Sunday, 12 February 2017

My Yammy Gabula

Short Story

Mohan Kothekar
Writer and Blogger
           
      Seldom, an outlandish incidence accidentally happens in the life of an individual.  It was betide in the Indian Maharashtrian Brahmin family from a metro city like an earthquake on one night that shattered the basic ethos of modern family style.  The man, an executive from the Public Sector Bank and a woman, homemaker, blessed with a daughter about a quarter century ago who is at present in final year (internship) of the medical degree course.  The trio are joyous and enjoying the life as if they are in the empyrean.  The daughter, Anu, had been a meritorious student since her childhood and therefore received admission in renowned and prestigious medical college in spite of rigorous and gruff caste based reservation policy.  Her cherished desire is to emulate in all India post graduate medical science entrance examination so as to secure admission in All India Institute of Medical Sciences, New-Delhi in Gynecology and Obstetrics; Anu destined to get admission as she is working hard day and night to get theoretical and practical knowledge.




      The middle aged Indian ladies are genetically short but never slender and slim; generally fatty, bulky and roly-poly.  Females have adoration for saree draping – an Indian National Attire – and so it becomes practically difficult to perceive who is fleshier.  Sarika was from the roly-poly category soon after the birth of Anu as against the normal stature of her husband Suresh.  Anu and her father on and often tease Sarika regarding her health and advised her to join a gymnasium.  At last and with reluctance, Sarika started morning walk along with her intimate friend Mrs Deshpande; both were becoming a regular morning-goers.  In-spite-of punctual and orderly morning exercises Sarika started gaining weight, especially around the belly region.  Sarika reduced her diet intentionally due to which in the recent past she was looking gloomy and depressed.  In the last one and half month her weight was noticeably augmented; the lady was looking uncouth and ugly.


      In India, the word neighbor, society, colony and community have celestial and extraordinary ascendant on family matters.  The already fatty Sarika when became more bulky, she was forced to do fast on every Monday and Thursday by her neighbor, Mrs Tilak; the other neighbor, Mrs Kulkarni compels her to take Ayurvedic homemade preparations; the third member suggested acupuncture therapy, so on and so forth.  Mrs Joshi suggested medical advice will be the best remedy as high blood pressure and heart ailments are associated with fattiness.  Mrs Kale as usual poked her nose and lamented the story lucidly regarding the death of her farthest relative’s friend because of abdominal tumor.  As per the noble and forceful advice of lady assemblage, Sarika decided to visit clinic; there were other reasons like breathlessness, sleeplessness, depression, anorexia, mental stress, abdominal pain and whatnot prompted her to confirm the long pending prognosis.


      After uninterrupted and matchless persuasion by the ladies club and family members, on one fine evening, Sarika and Suresh went to Dr Bapat’s Heart Clinic to show her depleting health.  She was examined in detail for an hour by Dr Anurag Bapat, a Heart Surgeon, and at last due to some confusion in his mind regarding diagnosis, he asked his spouse, Dr Anjali Bapat, who happened to be the senior most Gynecologist and Obstetrics from the city, to examine the patient.  After thorough examination, Dr Anjali Bapat conveyed the diagnosis to the couple with mirth and thrill.  It was tsunami news; the couple gets trembled and tumbled with the aghast and gaunt look as if there was an adversity, catastrophe, misfortune and scourge all together in one nature’s thunder stroke.  The mental shock was so devastating and ravages that when they left the clinic and reached home, it was a mystery full of enigma.  Anu was waiting anxiously at home to know the exact diagnosis; both parents were speechless, dumb and deaf with funereal look.


      The mother started crying uninterruptedly having a tumescent face with bloated and reddish eyes; the symptoms of her papa were almost same as that of her mummy.  Anu thought that her mama is probably suffering from a severe heart element or malignant tumor or some incurable disease.  The more and more she inquired, higher and higher they were reluctant to utter a single word about the doctor’s diagnosis.  The only sentence mama blurred with lunatic accent is ‘I want to die; give me poison; I want to end my life.’ The scenario worsened till midnight.  Anu’s inquisitiveness reached to the highest degree.  At last, Anu announced calmly, ‘mama, let me examine! what happened to you!’  Sarita screamed ‘No! If you touch me, I will kill you!’  At last, Anu said, ‘Daddy! I am going to be the full fledged doctor soon, so, what is the harm in the examination? You don’t have confidence in me?’




       For the first time papa opined in a dejected mood, ‘Anu! We have cent per cent faith in you!’  Anu questioned frigidly, ‘Daddy! What is the problem? Don’t you want to share the sorrow and unhappiness with me? I am so indifferent and cursed?’  Suresh coolly said, ‘Anu! The time has come to tell you the truth!’  Anu said sarcastically, ‘Daddy! There is no fun in hiding!’  Suresh has taken a long pause; he looked at Sarita and very sadly said, ‘Anu….!’ again a long pause, ‘Anu…..! Look…….! Your mamaaaa…….! is seven and half month……… carrier!’  Anu yelled, skirled, yippee with astonishment and amazement, ‘Whatttt???????...... Mummyeeee!!!!!!!......... pregnanttttt????????.............,’ and with consternation she stared at mummy for a moment and started laughing loudly like an insane girl ‘Hi…. Hi…. Hi…… Ha… Ha…. Ha….. Hi…. Hi…. Hi….’   The saga interrupted when Anu received for the first time in her life a drub, a thud, a buff from her mama.  Sarita thundered, ‘Anu!!!!!! Go and bring the rope. I want to hang myself. I do not want to show my ugly face to the society!’


       The next morning was not as usual, Anu and Papa solaced her throughout the night, both the daughter and father came out of the initial tremor, but, the mother was as good as bedridden.  The first and foremost worry was Sarika’s mental health.  How to convince her and prepare her mentally and physically for delivery was the biggest exigency.  Both ensure her to seek the help of psychiatric first otherwise she will have to go through the ordeal that will be harmful to both the mother and the baby.  Proverb says, ‘when the going gets tough, the tough get going.’


       Strange suggestions were received from Sarika, like 1. Kill me. 2. I want a divorce. 3. Like ma Janaki, abandon me in the forest. 4. Forgo me. 5. We all will run away from this city and later on will tell the society that it is Anu’s child. 6. Tell others that I am a surrogate mother of Anu’s child. Etc.  All her admonitions were turned down after detailed persuasion and it was determined to face the new challenges, as Patricia Heaton said ‘A woman experiencing an unplanned pregnancy also deserves to experience unplanned joy.’  Two pronged strategy was decided, one, to take society into the confidence, and two, to look after the health aspect; both the proposals were initially turned down by the expecting mother but after persistent efforts she accepted them.  Two unknown quotes are ‘Being a good mother has nothing to do with age, but more the size of your heart’ and ‘Unplanned does not mean unwanted or unloved, it just means life knew what I needed before even I did.’  A total of three days were wasted just to convince her.  In the mean time all the members of the lady gang were persistently inquiring about her health as Sarika was almost bedridden with gloomy face as if she is in the last stage.


       The fourth day was the litmus test day.  The question was, who will leak the story, because, this is the only thing on the planet that cannot be hidden.  At last, it was decided to tell the guarded secret first to Mrs Deshpande, as she is the closest friend of Sarika.  When Mrs Deshpande came to know from the horse’s mouth that Sarika is seven and half month pregnant her first reaction was typical a strange and outlandish look with wide open mouth that never shut till completion of the story.  The news gets viral like conflagration within next five minutes.  All the members of the ladies club thronged around Sarika like honeybees around the beehive.  The first half an hour after the narration of the story was like mourning and lamentation as if a loved one has just departed, however, further hours were funny and hilarious; it has eased tension on the family.


       The admonitions, advice, preaching, counseling, discourse, debate and deliberations were many; few are quoted for ready reference.  1. How it happened. 2. You were not using family planning measures.  3. Whether planned or unplanned.  4. Test for twins or triplets. 5. Who will take care? Whether Anu’s duty? What about education and settlement of new entrant? You have not thought of it before? 6. A lot of difficulties during delivery, being aged. 7. What Anu said? What Suresh said? 8. Are not you feeling shy? 9. Difficulties during Anu’s marriage? So on and so forth.  The witty and comic comments were many, few are quoted here.  1. You should have announced your plan earlier, we all would have joined the chorus and remained simultaneously pregnant.  Ha… Haa…. Haaa…..  2. We will celebrate your pregnancy in ladies club premises with the grand gala party. 3. Copper T is better.  Anu!!! Go!!! Don’t listen!!! No. Condom is safer.  No. No. Self control is the best control.  Huu… Haa…. Hii….


       It is said that fortune favors the bold; the women flock of the colony has decided unanimously to support Sarika from the core of their heart, even her dishonest and unpredictable maid supported the noble cause.  The whole colony was in festive mood for next one and half month.  From younger to elder, men and women, poor to rich all have decorated Sarika’s house, given her the precious gifts and uncalled advice, enjoyed the parties and celebrated the different functions associated with pregnancy like rendition of songs, played different games, charades, conundrum and cradle.  Sarika and her family have taken everything affirmatively and positively with sportsman spirit and thus Sarika quickly gained the lost confidence and so question of psychiatric support doesn’t arise.  She enjoyed the pregnancy to the fullest extent as if she is the first timer; pregnancy at the age of fifty and that too already having the marriageable daughter is not a joke, it is the laughing stock for the others.  The great Indian culture, ethos, traditions and rites were responsible to compel the whole colony to participate in each and every event.


       Finally, the ‘D’ day arrived.  In the morning Sarika was having uncomfortable feeling.  Barring Anu and male bastion, elders and experience holders from the colony debated on the issue of normal delivery verses caesarean operation.  Since the age was the unforgettable factor, finally it was decided to hand over the patient to the doctor as early as possible.  So, the whole procession reached the venue; looking at the large melee, the doctor asked ‘who is the patient?’  As all the women flock looks alike in shape and size, the question was eminent; Sarika comes forward.  Sarika departed as if somebody is going to shoot her, though second timer.  After the preliminary clinical tests, doctor decided to operate, the message conveyed to the gathering.  The affirmative decision was conveyed to the doctor, but not before the sarcastic remark, ‘now-a-days doctors become butchers.  It was not during our time.’


       Since the signature of the relatives is required before any surgical intervention, therefore, Anu and Papa received an opportunity to reach to the main spot.  Nursing staff tried to disperse the mob, however, they failed in their duties.  The operation was successful and Sarika blessed with the cute boy.  Everybody tried to have a first look, of course, Anu and Suresh could get the first glance, and Anu screamed and yelled loudly with glee and joy ‘My Yammy Gabula.’

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